With that said, let the eulogy begin.
We are GATHERED here today to stick a fork in this abysmal season. The only thing we celebrate here is our time we spend together on this forum talking shit and cracking jokes. As for this team, they can kick rocks. When you start the season 1-5 and lose key games like the Bills, Chiefs, AND Texans, you're bound to have little leverage in playoff scenarios.
May this team be blessed with good fortune and lots of success for the next season as we lay this season down to rest.