If i got arrested every time i stole a phone charger......id probably still be in prisonBURN HIM AT THE STAKE FOR HIS CRIMES!
If i got arrested every time i stole a phone charger......id probably still be in prison
Plus marlon says he thought it was his. Marlon must have been sitting in the front and grabbed a charger 'the uber guys' so the uber guy asks for it back and marlon says "Naw man....this mine....(all drunk slurred) uber responds " No its Not! Give it back!" Marlon: elbows him like a drunk 21 year old (soft tap, didnt leave a mark)if i called the cops every time someone borrowed a phone charger from me and forgot to give it back id be able to build a mansion out of all the parts...
Also. If he borrowed the phone charger in the car...wouldnt he have already known it didnt fit his phone? Somethings not right about that. I dont think he ever asked i just think he grabbed it by mistake thinking it was hisif i called the cops every time someone borrowed a phone charger from me and forgot to give it back id be able to build a mansion out of all the parts...
I mean..he was drunk..Also. If he borrowed the phone charger in the car...wouldnt he have already known it didnt fit his phone? Somethings not right about that. I dont think he ever asked i just think he grabbed it by mistake thinking it was his
On a positive note, this should motivate us even more to improve the offense since now we probably won't have Jimmy or Humph to start the season.
Um..what
That's my Cornerback :`)The "news" is he was with 3 women!
True, but knowing the league, I won't find it surprising at all if he gets suspended for this little stupid ass incident.Please disperse. There is nothing to see here.
Oh, he just took a phone charger? By accident?
After reading the story, it's kind of funny to me. OP made it sound like a serious offense, when in reality...
I very much doubt he gets a suspension or even a fine. It's the NFL offseason, dumbass players get arrested for being dumbasses all the time.When Marlon inevitably gets suspended by the NFL for this (because we all know they have the best investigators in the world and, clearly, this is far worse than domestic violence), we're going to need the offense to carry the load. /s
Seriously though, it wouldn't surprise me if he gets a game suspension for this (it probably deserves a fine, at most). Hopefully this is a wake-up call for him to grow the fuck up. For most people, this wouldn't be a big deal, but being in the public's eye means that every little thing he does is going to get scrutinized.