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DUMP THREAD v.8: NEW BOARD

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Lost_In_Translation said:
On this episode of "Lost Progressively Loses His Mind"

"We now come to Lost the week before hell week. Fresh off of the hell of having to write two 20 page research papers in a single week. His most recently fling has ended horribly as per usual. He quit his job because his boss was a shithead. But that's not what's eating him. His neighbor off into the distance has made his life a living hell. Lo and behold a white boy with dreads, claiming to be an elite SoundCloud rapper. This imbecile has turned into Lost's nemesis. He has threatened to shoot up the neighborhood, and Lost almost spent a night in jail after mercilessly beating the crap out of him after he laid hands on his friend. The neighbor's response? He called Lost "poor" and he was said Lost was going to get "served" and did what any real man would... challenge Lost to a rap battle(*Lost takes a break from the overdramatic writing to laugh his ass off*). He has been evicted from his apartment, but this hasn't stopped "America's top fuckboy" from ruining the life of this neighborhood. For the past few days or so, the walking cultural appropriation has decided to bring a boom box outside Lost's bachelor pad and is rapping... Poorly. He called Lost's neighbor, an immigrant from India, an untouchable... Because racism is cool now apparently. Lost, having some common sense, walked outside with a hammer, in which little bitch neighbor run away like a pussy, something he said Lost would never get. Now it is 1am in Boulder Colorado, and Lost is waiting by his window for him to come by. Almost maddeningly. Lost has lost at least 60 hours of sleep over the course of two months because this guy blasts his "music" at 4am when Lost is getting his sleep he needs to maintain a 4.0. Lost can only hope this man walks by and does something stupid.
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Tune in next week as the plot thickens!
 
You guys are brutal getting enjoyment out of Lost's misery. Btw, what time does the next episode air?
 
SepticeyePoe said:
Plastic surgery or a mask. Problem solved
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It would have to be one of those mission impossible masks. I already have it in mind as to who I'd look like
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@DeVito52 so now that you've mustered up the courage to talk to a female, and the fact that I have taught you my pickup lines that will GUARENTEE success....

I now have to teach you the hard reality. You're in a relationship based off of a shitty pickup line... It's not going to work out.

Fortunately, I have some ELITE breakup lines to help you out in this situation

"Hey baby, are you my homework because I REALLY don't want to do you anymore"

"I feel like our relationship is like my time in university. It's been four years of my life and crippling debt, and I regret my investment"

"That dress looks hotter on your sister(if you really want to piss her off, say mother)"

"Hey baby, are you being followed, because I see people behind your back"

And for you @DeVito52 it should be easy... Just take the paper bag off of your head. Will do you wonders.

Then. Rinse, repeat. And realize that the closest thing ANY of us will ever see of true love, is the connection between @OriolesMagicPlease and Mark Andrews.

LIFE HAS NO MEANING WOHOOO
 
Dashing through the halls
With teachers up my ass
I have to take a text
I really hope I pass
This school is actually hell
And I ca't even spell
I have to get to class right now, I want to make the bell
Jingle Bells,
Kill myself
HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH
I'm so done
This isn't fun
There goes my GPA!
Dashing through the halls
With teachers up my ass
I have to take a text
I really hope I pass
This school is actually hell
And I ca't even spell
I have to get to class right now, I want to make the bell
Jingle Bells,
Kill myself
HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH
I'm so done
This isn't fun
There goes my GPA!
 
Lost_In_Translation said:
Dashing through the halls
With teachers up my ass
I have to take a text
I really hope I pass
This school is actually hell
And I ca't even spell
I have to get to class right now, I want to make the bell
Jingle Bells,
Kill myself
HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH
I'm so done
This isn't fun
There goes my GPA!
Dashing through the halls
With teachers up my ass
I have to take a text
I really hope I pass
This school is actually hell
And I ca't even spell
I have to get to class right now, I want to make the bell
Jingle Bells,
Kill myself
HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH
I'm so done
This isn't fun
There goes my GPA!
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I thoroughly enjoyed this
 
Lost_In_Translation said:
Dashing through the halls
With teachers up my ass
I have to take a text
I really hope I pass
This school is actually hell
And I ca't even spell
I have to get to class right now, I want to make the bell
Jingle Bells,
Kill myself
HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH
I'm so done
This isn't fun
There goes my GPA!
Dashing through the halls
With teachers up my ass
I have to take a text
I really hope I pass
This school is actually hell
And I ca't even spell
I have to get to class right now, I want to make the bell
Jingle Bells,
Kill myself
HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH
I'm so done
This isn't fun
There goes my GPA!
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You need some eggnog.
 
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