Oldfaithful
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DUMP THREAD v.8: NEW BOARD
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Oldfaithful
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I’ve had a collective of 20 job interviews in the past 3 weeks, 4 exams, two fevers, 1 horrible one night stand, and have spent close to $1000. And now I have a job with the US Senate and a 4.0 GPA for the semester.
Yes, I want a fucking cookie. It’s all I’m asking for
Yes, I want a fucking cookie. It’s all I’m asking for
Somerset Ravens
Pro Bowler
A 4.0 GPA is impressive, good work. What will you be doing when you get to the swamp?
allblackraven
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So, still a virgin?
Sit in the corner, no cookie for you.
Oldfaithful
Hall of Famer
That ship sailed a long time ago lol.
No... Pretty sure that she was a super far right Nazi.
Just also went through a bad thing regarding girls. Not entirely my fault though I did fuck up. Not blameless. Live and learn.
It's okay. Life is good for everyone here. Except @DeVito52.
SepticeyePoe
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good luck and boy is that a stressful career, but i'm sure you know that.
that cookie looks really goodWow, good job dude. Here's a cookie
DeVito52
Ravens Ring of Honor
Thanks! It’s more stressful for some than others just depends on the person. I’ve talked to a ton of controllers and they all love their jobs.
Oldfaithful
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I mean so long as you don't approach this in the same way you approach women at the bars I'd say you're gonna be fine.
But it's my personal mission to find you love. @OriolesMagicPlease can only laugh at you so much.
So we need to start off back to basics since my advice is not working. Cheesy pickup lines alone will never get you laid, but they can be nice conversation starters. Since you have to solely rock it based off of personality and no woman will ever talk to you without doing so out of pity, we need lines that are only a tad cringy.
So let's start.
"Hey babe is there a phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me"(This got me into my second serious relationship... It was out of pity but you get the point)
"Hey are you a match because you light my fire"
"Hey are you a professional boxer because you're a total knockout"
"Not sure what's prettier, the drink or those sparkling eyes"
"Man if Vincent Van Gogh tried he'd still never create something as beautiful as you(I once used this to get laid at an art museum..... Sorry mom and dad)"
If all else fails...... Just pay for a woman using your your new career and your stable salary. Or do drunk Kareoke and sing "rump shaker".
Oldfaithful
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Send @OriolesMagicPlease to the pit of misery on behalf of @Militant X 1
YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOUR HOME AGAIN
YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOUR HOME AGAIN
Dom McRaven
Hall of Famer
Yeah we need to enforce this shit. I'm not tolerating this shit anymore lol.
Oldfaithful
Hall of Famer
@Militant X 1 YOU MONSTER. HE HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL
Dom McRaven
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Are there ANY other sports teams you root for?
DeVito52
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Not really honestly. I don’t have a favorite team in the NBA. Just different teams I like just depends on the week. MLB is boring. What even else is there lol.
I like Napoli if we’re talking soccer but I don’t root or follow for them nearly as hard as I do the Ravens.
Oldfaithful
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.... CAPITALS
Oldfaithful
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Dom McRaven
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I saw what you did there....
Oldfaithful
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Good.
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